Gabe, the important thing is that everyone tried hard and had fun. Now everybody take a knee and Gary go get the orange slices. Gary? Where is Gary! GET THE ORANGE SLICES.

Absolutely the right take on this. I work at a Chev dealership, and seeing the salesmen try and sell this lukewarm baby stroller to families is just so so sad.

Brains, ranked:

Celtic’s fan, and that was a nice comeback last night.  But I’m not too encouraged that the Celtics had to come back from 12 down, at home, against a Pacers team without their best player.  Unless Giannis gets hurt, they’re not getting past the Bucks in the next round. 

I’m not THAT much better than that, let’s  be honest.

No, you turning an ultra-toxic fan throwing racial epithets towards an athlete and him responding by saying “I’ll fuck you up and your wife” - a situation which ended with the fan getting perma-banned and Russ facing no punishment whatsoever - into “threatening to hit a woman” as the sole summary of that situation -…

give it time

Nice try, but this is a description of the leaked footage RIGHT HERE!

But if the code is mashing A-B-A-B-A-B how would that be any different than how you and Drew play video games now?

The deal was consummated at 11:30 p.m. PDT, per Pelissero, and Wilson tweeted about it soon afterward as he lay in bed with Ciara

You laugh, but Ty Lue checks all the boxes for this organization:

I was gonna make a Ty Lue joke in the comments EXCEPT THEY’RE REALLY GONNA DO IT HAHAHAHAHAHA

Probably not. Some state bar association have funds that are used to repay clients whose trust account funds were misused or stolen, but there’s usually a limit of like $250,000.

As a former Queens and Manhattan resident, I’m comparing two incompetent franchises who got their new stadiums and don’t have to do a damn thing now, not the cities.

What do you have against educational podcasts or true crime podcasts?! HMM?!

Charles hosted the brief run of the world’s best named legal podcast, Mic Dicta. It ended last year due to drama, because nothing gold can stay, and now the fans annoy him by constantly telling him to bring back Mic Dicta.

I’ve been consistently impressed that Avenatti manages to make headlines each week with something completely different than last week but without ever lowering the drama level and often raising it. It’s really incredible, this guy is some kind of sordid, scandal-engaging machine.

In that regard, he sounds like a younger, poorer Trump

Probably why all the Serbs jumped ship to Jokic.

I feel like this change, and charging a penny for every e-mail sent, would go a long way to fixing the internet.