Ron Kulpa seems like the kind of guy who’s applied to the police department multiple times.
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That trio would be unspeakably cool to watch on a nightly basis, assuming Porzingis recovers from the crab-meating of his knee
2.5 years? Do tell which 1.5 weren’t tank jobs. The 19 win season in 13-14? The 18 wins the next? The following 10 wins? Ooh, they won 28! Impressive .341 win percentage!
You are a soon to be capped out team with a ball stopping veteran on the decline in Jimmy Buckets, a “good player on a bar team” stat filler in Harris, a great young player who puzzlingly won’t shoot from the field and is 100% LA bound first chance he gets anyways, and one true star who is forced to play out of…
This isn’t the type of Duke player Utah fans would cheer for...
How fucking old is The Joker? Does he own a time machine? Cryogenics? Does he age backwards like Benjamin Button?
Sure, sure, I get it, but I’m going to need you to drop off a bag of those lemon oreos on your way in tomorrow.
Add that to the list of my Home Alone 2 predictions that didn’t pan out.
Christ, I would LOVE it if Luke Voit wore a t-shirt.
Apropos of this, there are way too many kinds of OREO!
“That’s one steamed ham!” - Albany, NY residents
I mean this in the nicest way possible, but you are thoroughly fucked.
To be honest, same.
It seems like his best bet is a press car (from Jeep maybe) and a U-Haul trailer.
Failure is always an option, I’ve been perfecting it for years.
This is the best take. Please have my star.
Jeez, it’s too bad you don’t have another Jeep that you could press into service in a pinch. You should think about buying a spare.
Durant has become the weirdest, most bitter star in the NBA. What does he have to be so mad about?
The nonchalant “Fuck You”-edness is incredible.