I’m a bit surprised that his seeming strong desire to remain a Nat wasn’t leaked and discussed more during free agency. I think most Nats fans believed he was going to chase the biggest contract and didn’t care where he ended up. Had the fanbase known he was lobbying to stay they might have put considerably more…

As also suggested in the post, I guess now they have to go sign Dallas Keuchel.

We regular ass folks in DC are quite rational. The problem is that dickweeds from all across the country come to town to work as elected officials and get to work fucking us. In conclusion, make us a state.

You don’t use the inflation rate for a discount rate. It should be what would be earned on that money if received today. 6% is reasonable.

The deferrals lessened the net present value of the contract considerably, although the ­Nationals and Boras’s team differ in their calculations. Boras’s team told Harper that, using a 6 percent discount rate, the new contract offer was worth just more than $107 million.

I think John Bender said it best:

$35,635?? You could get 71 Jeeps for that price!

Thanks, Tom. Hope it’s okay to forward this to the Red Sox starting rotation so they can also learn to fucking pitch.

Deadspin: guy mashes massive donger into dong space!
Also Deadspin: Please respect our time and journalistic integrity when submitting ideas to us.

Well, LYFT always wanted to fuk UBER, so I guess they found the best way possible! “Ha Ha.  Try to get public now, losers”

The same report noted that, two months later, one of Porzingis’s brothers said in a documentary posted online that Porzingis did tequila shots with his brothers and physiotherapist at home after the diagnosis.

It’s still a really trash look coming from the Mavs after what happened last year.  

Way too much missing of the point in these here comments.

Yeah, it’s great he likes it, but...why does he like it? What works well about the composition? What doesn’t? I’m not surprised the girl cried—This isn’t useful critique.

Laugh only after you yourself have walked the mean streets of Stoughton, Wisconsin. 

strafing herds of feral hogs.

Anti-drone warfare. US troops send up a surveillance drone, this thing shoots them down. 

Yes. Wings generate lift. Guns are heavy. 

Paparazzi. It clears them from the property line and there’s plenty of time before the next batch of them feel like the coast is clear to make a return. See also Shawn Woods and his Mousetrap Monday for similar techniques applied to smaller vermin.