Too bad the pizza still tastes like ass.

Pay them, then

The solution is that Todd should not be allowed to have cars.

I think an unintended (or maybe it was intended by the bill payers) side effect of advanced metrics is that it has killed the star in baseball. You can look at it as trying to find a market inefficiency, sure, but it also can be looked at like “we don’t want to spend money, let’s find a cheaper option.” It’s weird…

K’s, ranked:

Only a Bluetooth-equipped head unit away from everything a high school or college kid needs for the next several years. No brainer for < $4k.

I didn’t realize that carpet vacuuming could be an art medium! And this Honda is incredibly clean and well presented. The seller has really moved the bar on “presentation.”

Steelers: We’re gonna go ahead and light our roster on fire.

I mean, if you paid that much to get her into college, just how many of those subscribers and followers are real and not bought (bot)?

Rich people need to learn that the wealthy truly do not need to give a fuck about their little people problems.

If you wanted the home crowd to provide more energy, maybe not abandon your loyal fans to move across the bay?

Adrian Dantley. Definitely Adrian Dantley.

Yes. LeBron came to the Lakers for the paycheck. This is a great take. He would’ve really had trouble scaring up a max on another team. 

I honestly feel like I’m taking crazy pills every time the Lakers and their Eastern version the Knicks are talked about as if there’s a line out the door for the talent in the league to come play for them. At least with the Lakers there used to be truth in that, but these days they’re just like the Knicks. They’ll…

On the plus side, he’s only under contract for another...let’s check...four years, $120 million. Not only is he a horrifically bad player, he’s also wildly overpaid!

That shot chart is Gruden-like. However, my favorite NBA visualization is still this Google search result:

Only if you think Jalops are all idiots who think cars belong in the city...

He joined Jalopnik and his first article was to praise the end of cars in NYC, wow, balsy.

If they shut down service everyone would be complaining about that instead. Not saying this was OK, but there is no way to handle this situation without everyone bitching about it.

I want that when I die. Even if not on a plane.