krylonultraflat
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krylonultraflat

Well, this is just a thought, but it may be because everybody else is judging it by when he actually shot the ball, and youre judging it by a completely random screenshot that was very clearly taken moments prior to the shot? Pro tip: it usually helps to look at where his feet are when he is actually fucking shooting

That is not the position he was in when the ball left his hand. When the ball left his hand his left foot was easily off the ground and he was standing on only his right which was clearly behind the line.

My suggestion: Death penalty for all 4 Boston area teams.

wow really good piece! I only made it like halfway through bc baseball is so fucking boring I want to die whenever I hear about it. but this is good writing

Honestly, I kind of knew this season was in trouble when he came up with hilarious justifications for signing Lance Stephenson, Michael Beasley and Rajon Rondo instead of people who could actually shoot the goddamn basketball.

They’re looking for the NFL to partner with it as a developmental league.  That’s the play.  They have no interest in anything outside of that.  

Out of curiosity, what exactly qualifies this guy to have his opinion published in the Grey Lady, aside from the fact that it’s bad? There must be a ton of other ex-D-1 athletes in law schools. This reeks of an astroturfing campaign. 

I have no issue with allowing players to express themselves in celebration. That said, I’ve found that when players are allowed to express themselves it comes out as awkward, forced, and corny as hell.

hugged him again

+ 1 Red-Shift

Though he does seem to really enjoy being in the red zone...

Until the issue can be resolved, Jon Gruden has agreed to continue to keep his team out of the end zone altogether. 

If it’s Tebow, God would be the one jerking him off.

Roger Goodell. He’d have to suspend himself, then appeal the suspension to himself.  Then sue himself in court.

If it’s Tebow I might be convinced that god does exist.

That man is, you guessed it,

Properly speaking, this is none of the league office’s business at this point

Damn. DAMN.

“See, this is why I stay a virgin.” — Mark Davis