So Adam Schefter was on ESPN talking about how Craft isn’t the biggest name to be caught up in this business.

That’s funny I was just looking at the google maps reviews. Went down a rabbit hole after noting that the spa is 46 minutes from Mar A Lago.
Anyway, same thing with being bombarded by unfunny jokes, and the only real reviews seem to be from women noting that the masseuses have no idea what they’re doing. 

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

Then I was told my tip (15%) was too small.

There’s an old saying in the NFL.

Nice. 

Has that not been inherently obvious for years?

Can Gronk drive???

30 minutes!? what am I supposed to do for the other 29? 

Also

He said Kraft was driven to the parlor.

I did not need this

“Yes, yes, I also have a dog of my own!”

Then no charges will be filed against you.

Except most of us regular folks are smart enough to know better.

I am a man of modest means; I dared not hope for such a shoe as this.

Next year’s WYTS article just wrote itself.

Neither a dead girl nor a live boy. Nothing to see here.

I think this is the shoe we were all hoping would drop last night when the story broke.