I mean, they are the labor in this case, so it’s fair to label them as such.

to be honest, Bartolo looks pretty good in a Padres uni

The fit is so good. 

yep. he should be looking at buy-here-pay-here lots. specifically something with 4 wheels that moves under it’s own power.

Honda Fit if he wants to haul a ton of stuff and kids.

“My savings are zilch and my debt is high. I will likely have to dig into my retirement account to cover a down payment”

Ummmm....a Honda Civic until you get your finances in order.

“Sean, Drew, Michael, Alvin. Guys. Listen. I’m sorry. You have to understand my position here. I wish I could help you. I really do. Nobody feels worse about this than I do. Except for you and your fans, of course. But I hate what this has done to the sport. I really do. The only worse possible outcome here would be…

Not to mention that the very dumbest of teams find a way to let that dumbness shine through no matter what. If you throw them a life preserver, they will immediately pop it with their dumb teeth thinking it’s a big donut and choke on the remains of it while drowning in all that dumb. Teams wanted supermax contracts,…

Agreed, these are classic Americana. 

I dunno, the “You’re going to hell, sinner” type billboards in the deep south are pretty bad.

When we were kids on our twice-annual drives down the coast for family trips, the South of the Border billboards were one of the few highlights of an otherwise joyless stretch of highway.

You are wrong, ma’am. OBJECTIVELY WRONG! These billboards are a wonderful cultural icon of I-95, and should be respected as much.

LeBron wouldn’t write something that corny. Now Jimmy Butler....

By the time davis actually gets to LA lebron will be going into his age-36 season, having accomplished nothing except two more postseason series exits to golden state, and even now lakers fans are not fully in his corner. It’s going to be AD’s team by the end of year 1, at the latest.

Lifehacker is the level of petty I aspire to be.

It’s going to be funny if Davis bullies his way to LA and then finds out, like Kevin Love, that playing with LeBron is not that fun if you’re used to being the best player on your team. Granted, Kevin Love won a ring with LeBron, but other than literally “during the minute or two after they realized they just won a…

I want it so bad, just to watch all the online basketball whiners collectively self-immolate.

Anthony Davis for Hassan Whiteside straight up. Let’s do this thing.