It’s going to be glorious when this ass team is in Vegas and that stadium will be filled with 70% of the opposing team fans. 

“The NHL has been like this for decades. That stupid 4 minutes for a high sticking penalty if you bleed is an example. If its a penalty its a penalty whether dude gets hurt or not.”

See. That’s not the rule. It’s not a 4 minute penalty for high sticking it you bleed. It’s two minutes for high sticking, just like all the other minor penalties. If it draws blood, it’s two more. I don’t think that unreasonable but Im also a maple syrup chugging Canadian who grew up playing hockey so i admit my…

The NHL has been like this for decades. That stupid 4 minutes for a high sticking penalty if you bleed is an example. If its a penalty its a penalty whether dude gets hurt or not.

Because:

Andy Reid.

So if Mahomes is the drug, is Andy Reid’s playoff clock management going to be the withdrawal stage when you run out of drugs?

that offense is in a Bad Place right now

Yet the zombie Ditka still haunts....

Welcome, time traveler! We have been rolling our eyes at Marlins Man’s narcissism since 2012.

Maybe. Did it smell like asparagus?

Thibs won’t make it to February, so I’m not sure why he was willing to blow up a deal with Miami over draft picks he’ll never use.

Pfft, I fart in every Miata I can find. Don’t leave your window cracked on a hot day or yours could be next.

Does anyone really care about stuff like this? It’s not 1 of 1 because the original owner picked weird options buddy.

I don’t know if this is a big deal. I’d be surprised if Pat Riley uses muthafucka less than Samuel L. Jackson.

Jimmy Butler/Deadspin week would have been a whole lot more amusing if he ever had a chance to win anything of significance 

In fairness, he can’t exactly come out against nepotism using his real name.. 

How many fucking burner accounts does Bryan Colangelo have?

Fuck Mark Walhberg.

I mostly agree, but for what it’s worth I don’t think anyone has to wonder what stupid looks and sounds like anymore.