“My wife gave me crap the one day, told me I need to look more interested out there,” Flacco said Wednesday. “But I’m just trying to stay out of it. I’m not comfortable out there. I don’t need to get too creative.”

[FARTS]

So your opponent has to hit it back for it to count as his point? Or did Medvedev not get the point? And where does the term “love” come in? What about deuce? Why is the court blue? Who are all the people standing around? Why do I smell smoke?

Personally I know that with someone I dated we would get into fights more via text because intent can be much harder to decipher due to a lack of tone. When we talked on the phone we never got upset with the other person and when we were in person we never argued either because we could read the other persons cues or…

You gotta out the ball over the white part of the plate

Houston in 4. 

Jimmy: “Deadline is Friday or else!”

The Wolves making a stupid trade involving Butler doesn’t retroactively make the shitty players the Bulls got not shitty.  

I would like this post un-grayed by Thursday!

So let me get this straight. A white billionaire septuagenarian is in a spat with a young, black Butler?

But he’d still have 0 rings.

It keeps saying i can’t post it.  DANGIT I NEED THE STARS

When I host a party though and afterwards there are 35 half used bottles

I’m just here to give my stars to whoever posts the Chopped gif.

(yes I know this barely makes sense but dammit i got into the comment section early with this one so at least i was FIRST)

I’ve had it with unfunny people thinking they are clever by replying to every single Tweet with some stupid GIF

Krispy Kreme sucks.  Discuss:

One of America’s most favorite pastimes these days is taking single words or phrases out of context and assigning unintended meaning to them. Lady Gaga says Bradley Cooper is “fantastic” and “an absolute pleasure to work with” in one interview, and in the next interview, she’ll say something like “Bradley Cooper is a…

I’m surprised it didn’t morph into something incoherent like a game of telephone:

One way to tell how old I am is that while I would be into that World Series matchup, I would also be very upset about those teams being in the wrong league.