Clearly the cars are fucking.

MODERATOR: “Oh, you meant to call into Mike Leach’s press conference. Let me redirect you right now.”

“Hey, Coach Mike. Long time, first time. Love what you’ve done with the team. My question is a little complicated....
There are sidewalks in the Cars movies. That seems to imply there are humans in that universe. What are the implications of that? I’ll take my answer off the air.”

Once again, I’m on the side of the person who didn’t use the term “disrespected.”

Still not as sexy/awesome as whatever Billy Dee Williams was up to that night, I’m certain.

and another that requires you to be near 600 power level to complete.

He’ll take these insults on the chin.

Joe West looks like a mall Santa that got fired because of beard lice.

This is what a passive aggressive PR statement looks like.

We’re starting to overrate Jimmy Butler. He’s good. He’s somewhere around the 15-20th best player in the league, depending on the metrics you want to use. But he’s also demanding to go to three teams that would end up trading away the first round picks they desperately need to develop into a contender, and he’s just…

Gee, it’s not like Thibs to beat a dead horse.  

It’s going to be fine, Pats fans. They get to host to Dolphins this week.

I still have no faith in my 3-0 team to do anything significant.

Kate Beckinsale is actually a vampire in real life...that woman does not age.

I half expect to wake up tomorrow to an article that talks about how somehow the Browns used an ineligible player, or Mayfield was on two tons of steroids and horse tranquilizers, so the Browns have to retroactively forfeit.

Ya’ll, I just really don’t like masterwork cores.

Another good one: sell expansions/digital downloads in strangely oversized CD cases on their first run:

Don’t forget to add horrendous load times for a truly authentic experience.

They are both weird penises

Only Boston fan can complain that a book titled Belichick: The Making of the Greatest Football Coach of All Time is somehow unfair to them.

But no mention of Brady walking in on Belichick eating Garoppolo’s tape?