“If Nintendo can do it, Sony can too”

Adrian Peterson told reporters, “That was a new one for me. It was different.”

I’ve heard speculation that the reason might be licensing issues regarding a vocal track that repeatedly crops up in the game. It would make sense, since music licensing is one of the reasons Type-0 didn’t get localized for years.

I don’t love this game, but I love that you guys love this game, and sort of love hating this game, and whatever exactly is going on here.

I want an edge transit that shoots edge transits.

Cryptkeeper Al Davis is so, so, soooooo stupid, and yet I laugh my ass off reading it in the Cryptkeeper’s voice, which is the whole point.

And that Dez Phantom of the Opera thing is a thing that needs to happen in real life.

counterpoint: trying to force greatness is the cause of many of the great poop stories. 

“Great Moments in Poop History” eventually just became “Long, Boring & Fake Stories About Pooping”

“The NBC theme song for the football game was the last thing, other than some personal words from his wife, he heard before the transplant.”

I’m done questioning the A’s

Hot take: I don’t get a single solitary shit about anything Norm MacDonald has said, and I’m your textbook pinko liberal

The catcher is all of us.

This is way, way too accurate. 

this was very enjoyable and also I learned the genus name for Japanese spurge, please do more, thanks

TB is garbage, but I do like that god damn turtleneck!!!!

Mrs. Lucielle Bluth has rightfully dismissed the entire line as a cheap and tawdry Chanel/St. John knock-off. 

If he’d done this to J Crew, he’d REALLY have gotten the comment section going. We fucking LOVE to hate J Crew (and I include myself in this). 

Mrs. Lucille Bluth already owns every piece in this collection.