The Raiders ponied up a ton of money to move to Vegas, pay a man 100 million dollars who last coached when George W Bush was in the White House, and won’t budge to pay the best defensive player in the AFC who is entering his physical prime? Are we sure Al Davis is dead?? 

Really that’s the whole movie, except for the last few scenes, maybe. Narratively it’s a difficult problem to get around since Clementime gets her memories wiped of the relationship before the events of the movie, but a remake/prequel from Clementime’s perspective would a solid premise (whose execution I’d be wary…

Isn’t that what Aziz Ansari did immediately following the article that tanked him - it was said he reached back out to the woman and apologized personally and profusely - and yet... he’s still not forgiven?

The obvious ones seem to always happen when an offensive player is on  his way to the ground after being engaged with a different defensive player.  Pretty much, the ones where defensive players are taking cheap headshots at guys who are 95% tackled. 

I would love to splice some Papa blogs

The Western side of the state is just Indiana in disguise.

INSTEAD WE WILL SPEND OUR AUTUMN SUNDAYS IN OBLIVIOUS JOY SIPPING SPICED PEAR GIN FIZZES WATCHING PEDRO ALMODOVAR MOVIES

DREW OLD FRIEND I’VE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER. AND A NOT INSIGNIFICANT PART OF THAT HAPPINESS IS ATTRIBUTABLE TO THE FACT THAT AFTER DECADES OF FUTILE FANDOM I JUST DON’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE LIONS ANYMORE

No, you left the “maybe” on there.

Maybe I’m old school a dipshit, but dad having longer hair than his daughter is not a good look! Get a haircut Clev!

This is literally it. I’ve been cringing when I said my team for YEARS. I chose to stick with them through the fucking name (Its racist, stop lying to yourselves), a deadbeat owner that is so scummy that other owners don’t want to be around him, and who kowtows to the owner of the fucking cowboys. I cried when they…

Some owners are carrot guys, but Dan Snyder is a stick guy. 

That’s quite the switch for AP.

Go clean your room, virgin!

A fucking plus to whoever said “Russell Wilson wouldn’t pass the Turing test.”

Also, Cialis is a third thing, you should ask your doctor if Sia, Ciara or Cialis are right for you.

That would easily be Magary’s line of the year, if he hadn’t previously come up with “Vikings fans travel about as well as Buddy Holly.”

Joseph:

You know what might make me pay more for Niners game?
1) An actually enjoyable team.
2) The certainty that I won’t get stomped into a coma in the bathroom.
3) Access to Great America before and after the game.
4) Beer that isn’t $15 a cup.
5) The chance to drop kick Jed York in his balls.
6) Not being surrounded by fellow…