Between Mary Jo’s fastball and the Pennsylvania grand jury report, that’s going to be a lot of retired priests.  

Ravens fans thought their team was above the “stain” of Anthem protests since no player had kneeled before London. After President Cheese Doodle called out the players some of the players had enough and took the opportunity on a nationally televised game to make a statement. The fandom went apeshit. Imagine, a team…

The list of Ravens recruiting events I was forced to support would fill a green notebook.  The worst was 3 weeks at Ravens training camp acting as an unpaid babysitter at the rock wall and inflatables while Dad “evaluated” the talent on the field.  

When I came home from my second deployment, I got a rehab assignment to work with the MD guard recruiters. My job was to take the hmmwv to the stadium on sudays, park it in lot O, and set up small games for kids to play. This was stupid for a number of reasons, the main one being very few people are dumb enough to…

Brake checking is for amateurs, what you need to be doing is engine brake checking.  Then they don’t even get any brake lights for warning.

Ocean City, Maryland, where I’ve seen more swastika tattoos and shitty cars peeling out at a green light than I have grains of sand, is everyone from Dundalk’s Valhalla.

My dad bought tickets for himself, my brother and I to go to a Giants game for the first time in 25 years. He and my brother are irrationally excited about it. I, on the other hand, am dreading it.

My father used to say the following: “Essex is the armpit of Maryland, Dundalk is the asshole.”

Fuck.

Sounds like Ravens fan has obsessed over this anthem nonsense more than damn near anyone else. Let’s get Enrico Palazzo out there this season and see how the MAGA-heads deal with it.

The clearest message that I get out of WYTS every year is that attending an NFL game in person is a fucking horrible decision and only idiots do it.

The City of Baltimore is fine. The problem with the Ravens is not the City. I mean, parts of it are dangerous, but much of it is fine. The Inner Harbor is at least clean, if boring. Fell’s Point is great on any non-weekend-night. Hampden is cool. McHenry Row is neat. A lot of these neighborhoods are fun (and…

You seemingly didn’t make it 4 words into my post.

Just wanted to thank you, Drew, for the whole thing on Ray Lewis. Masterful.

If the anthem is on I’m standing... stall

JESUS TAPDANCING CHRIST WE SIGNED RGIII. We won’t sign Kaep because we’re afraid it’ll cause a media circus but we sign a fucking quarterback that hasn’t played in two seasons.

“Even if we accept that Ureña wasn’t trying to drill Acuña on purpose...”

That sentence there says that Tom believes there was intent.  

Kid phenom hits 3 fastballs into the seats to open 3 consecutive games against the Marlins...Urena throws his fastest opening pitch of his career into Acuna’s center of mass...but let’s keep asking if there was intent...

Reckless endangerment