Yeah right.  What songs has Roethlisberger ever rapped? 

This is just phenomenal Kinja. Oh my god. 

I don’t want it gone. I want the corrupt system and current rendition of it to be taken down and fixed.

The ball deflated itself rather than be involved in the preseason farce.

At this point, I’m rooting for every mini-controversy. Who knows which of them will be the one that finally brings down the entire NFL? The major ones haven’t done it, so it’s probably one of these types of things.

yeah, the much better storyline is the fox news trump mouth diarrhea over protesting players.

Yeah, he’s definitely not wrong.

Saw Jayson Werth play in a minor league game against the Las Vegas 51s. My thought process over the course of the game went like this.

it’s gotten so bad they don’t even bitch about the Tuck Rule anymore

uhh...

My house has a clean, well manicured back yard and a suspicious lack of rust piles and oil stains.  How can I quickly remedy this?

I want Jimmy Garapollo to be the greatest QB ever... and to be a sex addict banging different porn stars every week.

San Francisco is what happens when the 10 worst people from every high school move to the same city.

I’m really hoping we can make some delicious French cuisine from this dead horse, because these guys...these guys...these guys, by Unicron, can’t they just let this shit go? This obsession with linage in a fairy tale is lame. It’s laaaaaaame.

All these theories constantly overlook one incredibly important detail...Kylo Ren isn’t the one that tells her that her parents are nobodies, SHE IS. She’s the one that admits they were nobodies, and then he provides some details.

My favorite thing with Jimmy G is how everyone speaks about how great he’s going to be because he was able to learn from Tom Brady as his backup. Here are Tom Brady’s backups who got starting gigs:

God, the Bears suck so hard they don’t even get their own day. 

There is no such thing...but I suspect that’s the joke.  I mean we live in a post-satire world, so I can’t tell.