Did you know that June Foray has kicked in the throats of many of Hollywood’s most famous, but she rarely gets credited?

I couldn’t possibly care any less about Aerosmith, but those Metro Vans are cool.

The worst thing about the Bears is not that they’re bad. It’s that they’re boring. I’d rather read or hear about the Browns or Bengals or some other shite franchise any day. And yet 97% of all sports coverage in this town is devoted to these clowns.

It’s going to be hard for him to realize that when literally every text he gets from anybody is someone trying to avoid him. He doesn’t know what a text from someone happy to talk to him would even look like.

Milton Bradley?

Sparano’s texts have a ‘How can I be noncommittal yet not have him murder me in my sleep’ tone.

Every text of Sparano’s is the kind of text someone sends when they want to avoid someone. Richie needs to learn how to take a hint. 

Yeah, he was a little before my time.

You mention of Hollywood Squares but fail to include the ultimate center square, the one and only Shadoe Stevens?

I have in fact seen someone win the Pyramid, because it was one of the more memorable things I’ve ever seen on a game show. I think the celebrity was Robert Guillaume, and he was the “giver” in the bonus round. They blasted through the first five categories in like 40 seconds; they were doing great. Then the last item…

Dude. Paul Lynde was the ultimate center square.

Everything about Wheel of Fortune is trash but the most agonizing thing is the ridiculous percentage of the half hour you spend staring at the wheel. It’s like watching somebody else play a slot machine. Just show us the puzzle so we can guess the fucking answer, Pat. 

I want this sent to arbitration! ARBITRATION!!! Where’s my union rep!!

I have a bold idea: how about governments not air their grievances toward each other via Twitter? Just talk on the fucking phone or something.

Yeah, especially $50K+ on a freaking Mustang. I come from a time when looking like a douche was free of charge.  You just had to really want it.

This is the correct take - living within your means is so uncool nowadays.

I don’t get it, either. I’ve got a pretty high salary and only one kid, and I’m still usually looking at used stuff in the $20K-30K range. Then again, people seem to talk like $500+ a month for a car is normal, so I guess I’m just out of touch.

I think you missed the point of the article. He’s saying there shouldn’t be an M-sport version of the regular 7-Series, or an S-Line version of the normal A8. Aka, the base car with the same engine, but made worse by a harsher ride and tires with less sidewall..

He’s not talking about actual M, AMG, RS, and F cars, which you obviously are. Go back and read the article in full. He’s talking about the sport line packages that are primarily styling. 

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