You can’t convince me that Todd Bowles wasn’t trying to lose every game and accidentally won 5. He’s... not a good coach.

Todd Bowles is so non-descript that even when he had his cameo on Luke Cage they had to say his name twice and also that he was the coach of the Jets.

Also: “You see son, Daddy doesn’t need to drink to have a good time.” 

As a Jets fan, I’m often asked what team I hate the most. Is it the Patriots? The Dolphins? The Giants?

...Barkevious Mingo...

Good God, they completely forgot to include language banning anybody from taking a knee during the ceremony. It’s a fiasco waiting to happen.

This team has made nine first-round picks between 2011 and 2016, and with Coleman gone not a single one of those players is still on the roster.

No one wants to talk to you, and smearing yourself in shit and screaming your lungs out isn’t going to change that. 

MJ might be the greatest of all time, but Jesus CHRIST he is such a pussy. 

I think we should really consider doing away with helmets, as they are primarily used as a weapon these days. It’ll mean more ‘heads up’ football and proper work on fundamentals. Hell, it’ll most likely lead to a faster game anyway. And while we’re going along this way of thinking, I’d probably do away with shoulder…

I’m listening.

I might possibly know somebody who has a 1980s Cherokee/Wagoneer in a shed. From a distance it looks brown, but I think that’s actually solid rust over the entire body. Maybe you can fix it. You know you want to.

Wow. How thoughtful!

One of our favorite places has one waitress who we just don’t like. Too much perfume (like gag me) and messy hair that I don’t even want to think about being near my food much less in it. After a couple of times being served by her, I asked her name, and the next time we were there requested the host or hostess to not…

Sarah Jeong is one of the best writers on the internet, and every person complaining about her tweets should have a court appointed guardian because they are too stupid to oversee their own affairs.

My star goes to Craig:

Carr

Tom Savage was tremendous because he, more than anyone, represented the divide between NFL draft people and people who actually watched college football games

2014 1st round draft pick Jadeveon Clowney received 0 mentions in this article, despite having only 20 sacks in 47 games played over 4 seasons, because there was too much other suck to fit that in.