UPDATE: Bryce Harper has signed with the Golden State Warriors.

Speaking from personal experience, he'll probably end up fired at the end of the year.

That is a good and great baseball man right there. 

I saw it and I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

My first thought looking at their streetfighter was, “Oh, a new Buell.”

“Harley stores in malls.”

Killing Buell has to Harley’s fourth-biggest mistake, behind “make the bikes loud and obnoxious,” “only market to baby boomers,” and “jack the price up without improving quality”

I’m a go ahead and throw this spicy take out there:  It’s not about the anthem and everybody knows it.

Dwight Howard is so toxic that one of the league’s most difficult personalities coming off an Achilles tear was somehow still the safer choice.

I believe him. It’s kind of like this girl who’s really interested in me but I just don’t want to date right now. She’s a model. You guys wouldn’t know her though, she lives in Canada.

Dwight is one of those people I hope plays for a long time, and then continues to play internationally. But only because I dread the thought of him as a commentator.

I find this the MOST enjoyable thing of the season now.

Thanks! I personally will usually tip a dollar or two extra on a flight because I know it might be a bit more work, but if a brewery thinks it’s overwhelming for staff, the business is welcome to not offer them. (imho) 

“If you as a brewery think flights are too difficult for your staff to serve, then no need to offer them”

Welcome back, WYTS - I don’t give two rabid dog shits about the NFL anymore, but this is a welcome return in these summer doldrums...

Baker Mayfield 100% thinks he’s allowed to say the n-word and it’s going to cause a huge scandal at some point in the next three years. 

Ahem, this is a blip, not a blog.

They really should be on a 35 game losing streak. But they got lucky and beat the Chargers in their last game in San Diego. As it is, the Browns are the only team in NFL history with back to back 17 game losing streaks.

I went to an Arena League game 15 years ago. San Jose Sabercats vs. who the hell knows. It was like a Van Halen concert with a foosball table in the middle.

A cranky old-timer complaining about the modern game? What are the odds?