LOL, yes, truly, the wee Sixers have no chance of competing in the trade and free-agency markets with the big boys such as, uh, Toronto.

I am sick of people who feel the need to put fake “therapy dog” saddles on them and haul them everyfuckingware when it is obvious they have no therapy training.

I’m not sure it’s just spite. So far as I know, Popovich will still be the coach next season, and I guess I wouldn’t be surprised if they’d just genuinely prefer an established star like DeMar over some lesser smattering of L.A.’s young guys, just because Pop has earned the right not to have to wait out years of…

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I don’t have kids, so feel free to mock me, ridicule me, and tell me what a huge asshole I am if I’m wrong about this...

It’s almost as if its really difficult to get elite talent to a secondary basketball market like Philadelphia, they should implement some sort of process to ensure they get top players through the draft because trades and free agency clearly won’t work.

DeRozan is (much) better than anyone they’d get from LA. Poetl is as good as anyone they’d get from LA. The draft pick is about as good as anything they’d get from LA.

the public dog is the greatest dog

They fire the coach of the year, they trade away their star and a promising young player for a disgruntled, one-year rental.

I forgot to even include in the part about the Sixers that they got stiff-armed by Daryl Morey, too. Damn. Tough summer.

Legit NBA analysis here. I like.

Dumb-looking hats, you say?

I’m not even kidding when I say I want to hear what she thinks for real.

Keep your fucking pets at home fachrissakes. This has been a public service announcement.

Blah blah blah. Less Burneko analysis and more analysis from Craig’s 84 year old neighbor, clowns!

This coward couldn’t even narc on his own? He enlisted the clerk? If I were that clerk I would have told him to fuck off. 

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

I’m not a CBA expert, but I assume you wouldn’t get credited with any service time, meaning the year on your contract would just roll over to the next and keep you from free agency.

Question. What would be the repercussion if both players went to their new cities and sat there sucking their thumbs, refusing to play? Could the NBA stop in? Or are these teams just rolling the dice?

I absolutely do not get the hate for Toronto. If I had to move to a different city, it would 100% be Toronto. That place is fucking great. It’s just like Chicago except everyone is nice to you there!  That being said. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha enjoy that winter hell Kawhi, shouldn’t have sit out on Pop like that.