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My high school theatre mentor grew up in Pasadena. Apparently, A Taste Of Honey was a family band (I think?) that bought his childhood home with the windfall from this song, succumbed to the crack epidemic, burned the house most of the way down, then used the last of their money to rebuild an extremely half-assed

Is this a joke? 6 teams won 28 of the 30 championships in the 80s, 90s, and 00s. What is David Stern gonna do, force Cousins to take a bigger contract?

If your business model requires humans to act in a way other than they always do, maybe go back to the drawing board incubator bean bag chair circle.

BREAKING: College aged kid acts like college aged kid.

because they lost all their money to Bernard Madoff’s scamming—although as it happens they did

hahaha, that’s the best sum-up of most comics i’ve ever read.

there are still some gems out there, though.

not that i’m going to try and talk you in to any of them. just saying. :)

The AV Club’s stock has fallen precipitously in the last few years, but one thing I can always rely on them for is to remind why I stopped reading comics: Every story takes two years to go nowhere.

Be honest, you made those names up, didn’t you?

I’d love to have an RV and travel the country on a whim. But no part of that dream of freedom includes living in a compound with a bunch of fancy assholes.

I was very late to Oh, Hello, but he’s hilarious in that.

So, what’s the hair transplant market in LA like? You staying pretty busy?

Does anyone actually enjoy the insufferable characters that Nick Kroll often plays?  I enjoyed him in the League, and on Parks and Rec, but he’s best taken in small doses and significantly restrained. 

There is no anticipation like ‘let’s see how the Lakers and/or Knicks screw up this offseason’ anticipation.

Girl You Wish You Hadn’t Started a Conversation with at a Party Goes to Palestine

(Opens mouth as if to say something, tucks David S. Pumpkins’ 13 Scary Stories screenplay back in his messenger bag.)

Me either. I was baffled by the movie’s seemingly botomless advertising budget. I guess it makes sense if it’s just a long Pepsi commercial.

Sweden are not a fast team. Marcus Berg and Ola Toivonen are not going to destroy you with pace and you can pressure Sweden’s passers. But look how much space Mexico concedes right in front of goal! This was easy for Sweden.

*second

Your sarcasm has been noted. But only by me, apparently.

When the only thing in your life you’ve ever been good at, and you’re REALLY good at it, you don’t have much time to actually grow and learn as a person. So most of these guys are 14 year olds emotionally.