Nah, man. You’re right. Taking Ruth over Bonds (or Mays, for the ‘roid obsessed) is like picking a white guy as the greatest rock musician.

Yeah, it’s a little white. It’s Chuck Berry, not Elvis, Elvis isn’t even close.  Even though they didn’t directly compete against each other except for some exhibitions, the Negro Leagues should be recognized as a bona fide major league, so there was no reason to leave someone like Josh Gibson off the list.  And it’s…

This is what we were all thinking.

God willing this new picture is entered into the Deadspin Hall of Lore.

Ian:

Good lord, man. Fast and savage (just like Drew’s mom). Kudos.

GOAT at Crafting his own Crossbow bolts: Also Bo Jackson

Fuck I’m full of takes today!

I’ll be honest, when people say Ruth over Bonds, I instantly judge them because I am an asshole.

Every time I hear an argument against this unpopular line of thinking I become more convinced it’s valid.

Seriously though, Ruth? Drew, that is a pick a fucking herb would make, and you are better than that.

Chef: MY MOM

Sorry, but the GOAT of GOATs will always be Ali. 

nah with Ruth. he was a revolutionary player but he doesn’t get to be the GOAT because he figured out the best strategy was to hit fly balls off of the fat white guys with club foot pitching to him. We need to pull a Disney and reclassify any baseball player who played before Integration as “Legends & Myths” where…

Jesus christ. You’re asked to list the GOATS and your FIRST TWO fucking entries are guys who played for white only teams.
Get your shit together.

Twitter is such a shitshow. I really wish it had gone out of business when the finances were looking weak. Humanity would be better off. 

Fornite should be free to play. If Nintendo forces their subscription to play it they will ironically be the only platform to do so 

Is this sarcasm?

Fortnite, Splatoon, Mario Tennis, Mario Kart, NBA, Doom, Minecraft, Rocket League are all frequently played online. 

I hear that’s OK there as long as they weren’t exposed to another man.

Yeah, he plays football.