This person has created everything that exists here at ESPN

You are assuming they are telling him everything and not outright lying to him.

So basically the rumors that I’m starting that Skipper is secretly a Furry and only got into the sports media world to get closer to professional mascots, which are, as any Furry could tell you, the Holy Grail of Furry Fucks, are true.

This is quite a shock, since there has been virtually no substance at ESPN for many years now.

I had John Skipper in my office pool.

5. Blondie, “Hanging on the Telephone”

I’d be more outraged if D2 exotics were exciting to get in the first place.

Yes. That’s one of my big hopes for the next movie, that Rey will build a new Jedi order that doesn’t make the same stupid mistakes as the last one. Like maybe ripping tiny children away from their families and turning them into magic space monks with no bonds to other humans is a bad idea.

I also loved the jab at the Jedi Order of the prequels when Luke points out how they were over romanticized and more or less brought about the rise of Palpatine and the Empire through their own ineptitude.

How dare you besmirch Nien Nunb like that!

1. He better sell the team to a woman.

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

David I just envisioned you 30 years from now living on a ranch, maybe in the Dakotas (or maybe Wisconsin like our wrongfully-convicted recluse Steven Avery) with a a huge yard full of Jeeps and maybe a barn full of Jeep parts. And you’ll still be writing for Jalopnik, asking the audience if you have room in your life…

Stop posting and go buy them you nut.

Some automakers do give away/sell pre-production cars specifically for racing purposes, but the race team has to be competing at a level that allows non-street legal cars. I just wrote an article for another site that was tangential to this, and had to scrap half of an absolutely fascinating interview because my…

LeMons rules wouldn’t allow it.

I’m torn between the fact that Snow Crash is awesome and the fact that that does not equate to me wanting to live in it.

He meant the Redhawks.

Do it in the garage with the windows rolled down, and it’ll be about the same as watching what the Marlins’ll trot out as a purported major league club next year.

Their current local TV contract gets them about $20M per season, and they will be renegotiating on a new contract for 2020 or 2021. Being a bottom 5 ratings team isn’t helping.