Man, the palpable fucking fear in that press room.
And these pressers are BB when he’s actually forced to be nice, or at least have enough decorum for TV
Can you imagine what it’s like in a team meeting where he is basically an unsackable god?
All that anger and GFY answers, he can’t give to reporters, gets bottled up to…

Working on it

According to a Houston player, the Astros often knew what Darvish was about to throw by the way he brought the ball into his glove in the set position.

“Well. This is my house,” he said flatly, pushing the door open.

In most cases not trading away one the games best players would be a pretty reasonable decision. If Stanton wanted out, he could do it on their terms. They shot themselves in the foot by deciding they weren’t willing to pay him.

Things will get interesting once guys like Judge, Bird, and Sanchez start coming up to salary arbitration and then potential free agency. They were all making literal peanuts last year. ($550K or so each I believe).

If you do donuts on the moon, are they called Moon Pies?

I am sure that Philadelphia already has a battery of ideas to throw at this scenario.

Eagels fan here. I’m calling it early: we sign Kap, he plays like a man possesed, we roll through the playoffs and win our first Superbowl, and Goddel is forced to hand to Lombardi trophy to Kap, the games MVP.

Maybe, but again, the debt isn’t necessarily the biggest issue here, the franchise just loses a lot of money, even with someone as good as Giancarlo Stanton on their team.

Can’t even make it to the winter meetings. Jeets is showing about as much range as GM as he did at shortstop.

Well, there’s sitting on the stoop crackin’ wise, but yeah, that’s pretty much it for NYC.

Maybe you should ask your mother. *kills self*

I for one welcome my new dong smashing overlord.

You can’t have fish without a tank.

Bour and Realmuto are much more useful and youthful. Plus they weren’t on PEDs

Thank God the Patriots were caught cheating twice. That is the sad rationale hill that I will die on.

...there was no legitimate reason Eli was benched. Anyone who’s seen a game this year knows he has approximately 0.3 seconds to throw the ball to absolutely no one, cause the receiving corp has been decimated and the Oline is trash. Eli was benched because McAdoo and Reese were looking for a fall guy and picked the…

[In New Yorker Voice] But my subway train was late; those Angelinos have it so easy.

So, a speed suit?