And here we have the second reason why Hockey is the 4th pro sport in America ...

“If I’m going to be irrelevant I’d much rather be irrelevant in South Beach than in Minneapolis”

So what you’re saying is that the numbers said to lean on their bullpen harder and they ignored the numbers and went with their gut and got screwed?

The article points out that calls were for when you actually needed to talk, rather than just chit chat.

Stating an outright fact doesn’t lead to much discussion here man

If buying this on sale means I am stealing food from Drew’s children than I will buy this dammit.

If buying this on sale means I am stealing food from Drew’s children than I will buy this dammit.

All tarp should be branded tarp. Just saying. 

Baseball has been wrestling with advanced statistics for about 15 years now. Meanwhile Reddit is filled with people foaming at the mouth with opinions on defensive shifts.

Yes but there’s a logic out there that says whatever you threw the most money at can’t possibly be the problem.

If push came to shove he’d just toss his offensive coordinator under the bus. Sucking by committee, which I’m pretty sure is the point: be bad but have believable excuses to be bad.

Airports are already filled with enough lines of miserable people who paid entirely too much to park.

they’ll catch this up-front and make you change it

Well obviously the answer was to win 109 games ...

The Dunder Mifflin shirts confirmed to me that these guy’s market research consists of spending 20 minutes on Reddit.

+1 Marley & Me

I remember once thinking how awesome it would be to have monitors around showing me all sorts of information at a glance.

I remember once thinking how awesome it would be to have monitors around showing me all sorts of information at a…

I only take selfies for my significant other and I only make this face as a silent protest because god I hate taking selfies. 

“Just grease yourself down with lard it’s natures sunscreen” - Jim Tomsula

Supplements taken with food barely get absorbed - supplements without food don’t have a chance in hell of being absorbed in your body and get pissed right out. 

I assumed the double meaning was intentional.