Agreed although as someone who is here mostly for the schadenfreude I don’t really get excited until it’s the Jets or the Bears turn.

I click on a lot of Ringer culture articles before realizing that the headline is such pap that I don’t have the patience to read the article.

Yes, of Mark McGuire - but that’s neither here nor there.

Considering whomever would buy the Mets would likely be the same if not worse than the Marlins ownership group I’m not even sure selling the team would help any. 

I once played on a co-ed kickball league in Williamsburg, Brooklyn. Basically the epicenter of hipsterdom and I assumed full of people who showed up to games high as fuck.

I deleted my Twitter account two years ago because it’s an awful cesspool of horribleness.

Snake Eater is my favorite of the series hands down in terms of writing and crazy gameplay tricks (see: The End).

Broke up with someone and found their lovingly crafted goofy letters sent to me in Animal Crossing.

Ok let’s be real here: Dirk’s got kind of a weird mouth with a lot of weird large teeth and a bit of an overbite.

Last I checked all of college sports were imaginary. 

I’d argue there are enough people who grew up with football and continue taking it seriously such that the fanbase is healthy. Having the Hurricanes as an on-again off-again college dynasty for most of my childhood definitely helped. The Dolphins are definitely a part of the city who would be missed and there are NFL t…

Oh god if you actually want to talk about the subject of the article here, yeah, absolutely agreed. Baseball isn’t going to get more fun under his tenure.

I’m not making the argument that Latino’s don’t like baseball anymore- I’m making the argument that in the fractured strange community that is Miami, you have to do something more than just dump a MLB team into the city and say “You guys like baseball right?” Because as far as my experience growing up there can tell,…

I’ve been of the mind that the MLB has had no idea how and/or no interest in marketing directly to Hispanics and that is a major reason why the MLB is not as popular in Miami as it could be.

Flying to an island 4 hours to the southeast of Miami? Maybe that? Otherwise 100% with you. 

AKA the “Pop is not going out on a rebuild” logic I’ve seen used elsewhere. I buy it too. 

The second sentence is an example of the sunk cost fallacy but to be honest I could probably apply that fallacy to like 90% of parenting decisions.

Honestly I don’t see what’s wrong with just toasting a marshmallow and putting it on a graham cracker? AKA omitting the too-runny, too-sweet chocolate entirely. 

Enough with taking a angry principled stance on something so insanely insignificant?

Just a heads up but the bus spells it Deyonte.