Are you going out and buying dirt and seeds just so you can feel less guilty about buying k-cups? That’s unhealthy.

“They’re great in theory” is a great way to put it. When I think about the compromises and expense involved, coupled with the fact that I’d never live up to my own expectations and be able to do it ‘the right way,’ it seems like a bad idea all around.

Fun fact: Cici’s is phonetically the same as sis’ki, aka Russian slang for tits.

This story has literally everything.

+1 The Day The Music Died

So what you’re saying is that over-engineering them and maintaining a centralized system to denote which need repair would go a long way to making the whole exercise more practical?

Fuck wings. Too much work for too much grease.

Second slide is 40 bullet points in Papyrus. 

Here’s what I want: I want real baseball fights. I want people to get it all out on the field, throw helmets and bats and just generally I want two teams to fuck one another up so badly that their rosters are crippled and everyone gets suspended or banned or whatever.

It was also great when you rented games and tried to blast through it in one weekend. To this day the only way i can beat Shadowrun on the SNES is via game genie.

It’s a [40 seconds of unintelligible gibbering] find a new slant.

So just pay him $20 million dollars not to play against them? That’s some next level thinking there champ.

one anonymous player big goofy dog said.

I grew up with the idea that the kid’s car was just an excuse for the parents to get a new car, hence why I wound up with a Honda Accord that I didn’t want and never drove but got guilted constantly for not taking care of.

I want this joke to not be funny anymore but it’s not happening. It’s never happening.

So you’re saying neither Houston nor LA? This is the real hot take right here.

In a game wherein strikeouts and homers are becoming more predominant I like that creative offensive moves against the shift actually give you something worth watching in the infield?

I think the argument is that it’s one thing to watch a stacked team continually win and another to watch a single player drag a bunch of middle schoolers to the finals through sheer force of will?

“Yes in the back”