Yeah was more thinking his head was like an undercooked potato slapped onto his shoulders? And the collars were there to give the illusion of a neck.

Recruiting someone and giving them $10k (or something of equivalent value) because of a specific talent they can provide you is not a charitable act? That’s called hiring somebody for a job.

You’ve obviously never lived in a dorm.

Which is to say it’s basically like high school level scandal? I mean like NORMAL high school scandal circa 1985 or something.

When I was maybe 10 I forgot to do a science fair project and told my mom like the night before. We wound up taping a bunch of seeds we found walking around my neighborhood to trifold board and typing out some nonsense about them.

The best hot take is last weeks hot take.

He watches [sport] for a few years, drinks craft beer, and eventually dies.

Yeah while we’re at it let’s just make all the superstars do things that aren’t actually competing in the sport and cause injury, like:

What? No, seriously: what?

I’d pay to watch him and Johnny Football duke it out.

Miami is basically the fraud capital of the United States so it wouldn’t shock me if this wasn’t just the new ownership’s way of trying to fit in.

Can we talk about how with the most recent update the only way to get to high enough level to do a Heroic Strike is to grind the raid? And how that makes exactly zero sense?

As someone who doesn’t like watching two people beat one another up for sport: this is why I don’t watch two people beat one another up for sport?

Little plastic bottle of Skyy dumped into a can of Barqs root beer purchased from the vending machine at my dorm. Didn’t even wait to get back upstairs to pour.

When I clicked on this I was really hoping the UPDATE was that Deadspin was now in possession of his truck.

Does anyone else just not want to see the Cavs in the finals?

If anyone has any good articles on Camille Cosby’s mindset please hit me with them. At this point I’m willing to believe she just wants to live out the remainder of her old age in relative peace but I’m wondering where she’s been mentally for the past 30 years.

The only circumstances in which a robot is required to look, act, and respond in a believably human manner is because you’re asking that robot to do something that would be immoral to ask a human to do. Therefore even constructing a robot that is indiscernible from a human being is an immoral act.

Can confirm. Last thing you want is a “toot” of steam hitting your arm all of a sudden.