Counterpoint: College basketball is bad.

Flashback to junior year of highschool and wondering why MTV stopped playing music videos but then seeing this at like 11 PM and being like “oh.”

It’s never too late to bet against the Browns.

Yes Harry I would eat the moon if it were a hot dog.

I spent that whole video wondering which of the words he was saying meant “birdie” in Spanish and then felt like an idiot when he yelled “para birdie!” at the end.

Are you forgetting Orange Judas?

I read good.

Didn’t Loria get dinged for bottoming out the Marlins payroll one year? Am I completely this up?

I’ve definitely been noticing this outside of rap. Back in the day artists would record a bunch and pick their best tracks to put on a release while shelving the rest to put out as b-sides or on a superfans-only rarities collection of some kind. Now? There’s no reason to not just cram them all on the album and ship it…

You bastard now this is going to be stuck in my head for the next week

Oddly my girlfriend doesn’t use a top sheet (2 blankets and a comforter) and I had to request one when I started sleeping over at her house?

I mean they were all removed and reuploaded and removed a million times but then YouTube concretely stopped giving a shit. Here’s a playlist. Hilariously like every other running Web 1.0 joke it now has its own Wikipedia entry.

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh”

Listen this was exactly why I couldn’t get into Lost - within an episode I was like “wait this is exactly like the running plots in The X Files - the writers have no idea where this is going and just want to get the audience on a hook.”

No it isn’t why are you in my living room?

Those competitions are annual, not quadrennial.

This + constant meaningless “if you see something say something” PSA’s I’ve heard a thousand times before + people yelling the story of their homelessness at the top of their lungs (prefaced with an apology for the interruption) —> Me spending $20 on those wireless earbuds that plug directly into your ear canal and…

Yeah the only problem is then you have invaders looking to start shit instead of just talk shit.

Translated: “No we are not spending more on free agents, not when we have a perfectly good dancing bear right here ready to go.”