There’s nothing wrong with being happy about your team winning.

Gotta hand it to you - this is the correct take.

It would prob be in Bungie’s best interest if the hardcore community that grew around D1 went away?

Does good Finnish beer exist? I wound up drinking fifths of terrifying overproof vodka the whole time I was there. I think - my memory’s a little hazy.

The French Connection manages to be the above AND ALSO less boring, despite having Gene Freaking Hackman playing the lead character?

Imagine needing to function at that level that AND being 19?

AKA the “Ratings In The Crapper” Bowl.

Wait I didn’t learn this cocktail from this column?? I started making these a few months ago and they’ve become my favorite drink since - maybe I had a bottle of campari and was looking around for stuff to do with it?

This was my confusion? This is so far in the past and such a different issue that I was really unclear what Simmons was trying to argue with this paragraph?

You realize you can make this at home, right?

Taking bets as to whether Anthem actually ships this year or not.

Hey remember Chumby? I miss Chumby.

I think this answer needed to be qualified.

... is only one to emerge alive.

Forget the game I’d tune in just to watch Magic and LaVar scream at one another in a conference room for 2 hours.

My memories of playing this game online center around griefers and trolls basically doing everything they can to fuck with other people playing and mess up their fun while everything being so prohibitively expensive that grinding didn’t at all seem worth it.

Plus it tastes really good with bourbon, presuming you only put like a drop or three in tops.

I was considering this too as he brought his racket with him.

COUGH COUGH TRUST THE PROCESS COUGH

(tomorrow’s headline)