So I was under the impression that if you wash anything on your body too much your body just makes more oil to compensate, thus just making you grosser in the process?

Beat you to it. I carry this + a normal dopp kit around with me every day.

I’m sorry I didn’t finish this but I’d never heard of en passant before and at that point in the article decided I was just too stupid to continue.

Bad lighting, cramped space, movement, weird pressure changes, and extremely dry air that exaggerates dehydration. Yep. This is the winner.

Are you supposed to cut this or like worm it through the entirety of your exhaust system?

I realize this is a luxury I have as a single person with no children but taking a personal day and/or scheduling literally nothing for an entire weekend is what I usually do. I spend the day walking, cleaning out my closet, or getting my email inbox as close to zero as I can.

I know right? I only found out by google searching “WD40 red tube.”

In my mind he was poking the keyboard with one of these:

Assuming you’re fine with handwashing, sure why not.

Why do people assume that sentimental value is magically inherited without actually anyone accumulating any sentiment around it?

That image is why you should not buy one of these - anyone who comes over to your house will inescapably picture you using it.

That image is why you should not buy one of these - anyone who comes over to your house will inescapably picture you…

He’s also 6 foot 4 - so not only weird looking but also intimidatingly tall.

Things that are unpleasant:

He has a chiseled jaw and eyebrows that look sharpie’d on but I’d hesitate to call the eyes “soulful.”

Roberta’s is an unpleasant trip followed by an ungodly wait ending in a disappointing pizza that you way overpaid for.

How the hell are you supposed to choose here? It’s like picking your favorite child, or more specifically, picking which of your children are hilarious and which are just sad.

Dammit if I’m going to get it stuck my head so are you:

I’ve come to the conclusion that the rich are rich because they are insatiable assholes who stop at nothing and for whom happiness is generally nonexistent. That, or their parents were the above and they just lucked into this crap.

Agreed but I’m pretty sure that “brutally honest” talk this week boiled down to him begging to finish out the season with some measure of dignity.  

I counted down to make sure I was voting for Jim Harbaugh Likes Milk And Steak Like A Big Boy Who Gets To Eat Dessert.