All his albums are at least a little tongue in cheek save for Sea Change and Modern Guilt.

I’d move Sea Change up a few notches and fire Modern Guilt into the goddamn sun but otherwise yeah I’m with you here.

I was just thinking that Uptown Funk represented a nadir from which pop music will never escape. We have crossed the event horizon and there is nothing but darkness beyond, save for momentary flashes of Bruno Mars’ weirdly perfect teeth.

Remember to call a doctor if your erection lasts longer than 4 hours or one championship run.

Fun fact: The compound that causes Poison Ivy to give you a rash, urushiol, is also present in mango skins, albeit in a lessened amount.

These are the sort of drinks I love in concept and execution but always come to regret when it’s time to consider having a second.

Inside every mouth breathing MAGA hat wearing idiot is a scared autistic teen just trying to be understood.

Exactly. If you think of Jeopardy more as a crossword puzzle than as a trivia game, you’ll do better.

Oh you had Comedy Central when Penn Jillette was their station announcer too? I saw this and PCU maybe a jillion times as a pre-teen and yet can barely remember either of them.

WOTM was easy enough to where you could get Sherpa’d through it once and then be fine to complete it on normal? Playing that was the most fun I’d had in Destiny, although all it took was one bad LFG group for me to stop raiding entirely.

Nobody goes to a stadium to watch a bunch of freakishly large testosterone spigots pass around a leather spheroid put another flag out there for me to weepily salute

Unfortunately she left the ass at the farm, where he belongs.

Well played and you deserve more stars.

A summary of Goodell’s goals as commissioner:

So in short:

Oh man come on you can’t just post the photo without the video.

“In addition to not being a football person, I’m also not an attorney.”

You’re right about the backlash but it’s not being made any better by everyone referring to a change in cosmetics as “gameplay elements.”

Is it really “leasing” if you’re paying in installments without interest, with options to trade in?

“wtf how do we have gas but not water”