krylonultraflat
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krylonultraflat

I grew up in Miami, a city that effectively has no seasons and as a result time passes unnoticed leading every resident behaves as though they are 10 years younger than they actually are.

Shit that’s parking at some stadiums.

Is there anything here anyone under 40 would want to ride?

The only NFL game I’ve attended as an adult was a Vikings-Giants game in 2013 in which a bloated Rob Ford lookalike with an FSU visor on backwards AND upside-down stumbled into a seat after kickoff and proceeded to drunkenly play with the back of a kid’s head before nearly getting murdered by said kid’s father.

Will you be saying this should be “treasured” when pitchers on both these teams are still doling out revenge-plunks in 2018?

Somehow 25 years ago, as I became vaguely aware of the 2 minutes hate football represented to my family, the Lions always escaped scorn. Every other team got an epithet of some kind or another or bile heaped on them whereas the Lions were always dismissed as not being worth the effort. This was as close to pity as

Uh having your sources say what you claim they say IS execution? There’s no real debate on that.

The only thing I remember about Epcot was the epic selection of Gundam models available in “Japan.”

I can’t tell if this fairly or unfairly paints Minnesotans as horrible people?

I very nearly followed a girl I thought I was marrying there. I want to distribute this article among friends to show how that would have effectively been suicide.

His favorite Muppet Babies character was the cowardly nebbish one?? Are we sure he wasn’t giving the name of the Muppet Baby least likely to commit a moving violation?

Running a team like a serious operation only makes sense if there’s a serious fanbase and a serious city to match.

Your dad sounds as broken as my dad is after moving to Miami in the 60's, partying in 72, then being treated to 40 years of unabashed mediocrity before giving up completely.

People who are IN YOUR FANTASY league don’t want to hear about your fantasy team.

Two things: first you can already buy a jersey with a custom name on the back, so you can already put a nickname on there to your hearts content.

On the bright side it’s outed several people I follow on Twitter as a) Yankees fans and b) People who take pride in being boring

Is forever an option?

Everything about your comment is why they’re trying to buy Ducati. Whether or not they run it into the ground like they did Buell is another story.

There’s a Narnia joke here.