I hope you brought enough to share with the whole class ;)

Me, but it was the 80's and the bag was full of... um... never mind.

Cougartown was an awesome shoe with a terrible name, and I really loved Courtney on it!

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

It’s unclear how Donald Trump will respond to the torturing death of an American citizen at the hands of an autocratic and brutal regime

This is one of my occasional forays into grossing you out so hold tight: I totally would. He is pure evil, an over-privileged little twat and elitist like his wife’s father-lover, but I still totally would. He’s a hot aging twink (twunk) who needs to be hate-fucked good.

5 nannies have left the role in the last year, each citing supernatural incidents as the reason...

“I am not shocked that part of her health was affected by drugs,” he continued. “If you want to know what killed her, it’s all of it.”

Theresa May of the Pyhrric victory.

Do not reply. Flag and dismiss trolls!

YESSSSSSS! 😘😘😘

“Besides, “fucking faggot”? That’s just lazy.”

Listen, please dismiss. When you respond to them, they are then approved which is exactly what they want. You might be unbothered but a lot of people will not be so. And the more people respond, the higher chance they have of permanently being approved.

It’s so boring when the 8th graders come out to troll when they’re on summer vacation. They just go straight for the slurs and the “kill yourself” bullshit. There’s no careful calculated discussion that you can get nine responses deep into before you realize you’ve been trolled. There’s honestly no point in going…

Oh man I really want to fold scarves for a living

Flag & dismiss.

Never thought I’d say this but...

1. That baby is adorable.

I’ve seen The Color Purple multiple times and even I forgot Steven Spielberg directed that one. It’s so closely associated with Whoopi Goldberg and Oprah Winfrey and blackness in general that the white director kinda gets forgotten, at least in the circles I’m in.

OK, new rule: any sitting government official who answers ‘I can’t recall’ to any question about critical meetings they had under 6 months ago they had should be removed from office, because they are either a liar or have mental issues that disqualify them.