I have a hard time picturing him in the role (mostly when I think about him making the “Batman” voice)

I have like three pairs of booties that look something like this, and they are not QUITE as comfortable as sneakers, but they are a hell of a lot more comfortable than 9/10ths of shoes aimed at women.

No…

There will never be a better Batman than Michael Keaton, though. 

At the risk of sounding melodramatic, I believe some of my trust issues with people stem from my parents not caring much about my personal space as I got into adolescence. Not only did they criticize my clothing, my mother constantly threw my stuff away. Same with records, books, and pretty much anything they thought…

No! Sometimes we’re high at 4:37 a.m., and affirmatively crave Taco Bell.

As someone who is probably also going to be single forever, I admire her for being open about it just being because she’s weird. I feel like I either have to say I’m looking for love and can’t find it, or I’m embracing my own fabulousness and can’t be tied down. The truth is closer to, “I’m a strange person, I’m not…

I’m wondering what is going to be the punishment for non compliant parents? Are their kids going to get kicked out of school? Can parents sue that their childrens’ right to an education is being compromised by this? It’s ridiculous that a school thinks it can control non students, grown adults. 

I want an indefinite moratorium on people trying to make that noise who can’t make it. It’s not cute.

This will go well for you.

Anti-choice is never about abortion itself, and it is not about fetuses. It is about control. It is about who owns women’s bodies - women, or the state. It is about power - and in that regard, those who oppose abortion are driven by the same force as those who rape: the need to dominate women.

Tragically underrated comment.

I read this in Veruca Salt’s voice.

Thank you for your service.

Kim Kardashian is thinking of naming her next kid Rob West, after her brother.

I hate that there is anything that could remind you of a vagina egg. Including, but not limited to, a vagina egg.

I hate that my mind is associating your comment with a vagina egg.

Who amongst us hasn’t slept with one or more spice girls?

What disturbs me is that I was less surprised that it happened than I was that it happened in New Zealand.

Full bloom, half mast.