Is that the rain outside my window or the mounting wails of man-babies?

I basically live on sugar free snowcones from late April to mid October (Texas)

Aww, poor guy got duped. You can always find loads of Zegna on the shelves at T J. Maxx, often in clearance...bless his heart.

I'm on Team Conroy myself...I wish they'd say screw Bruce Wayne and just find some loathsome tween boy to play Damian.

It’s just fishy drag face with boy hair. Everytime I see him I’m just like...girl, where is your weave?

Sorry Katy, Hugo Weaving wore it best...

It's like invoking a deity. She's not oprah, she's Oprah Motherfucking Winfrey!

Anyone see the "sequel"? I never saw the end bc I couldn't remain sober enough to stay awake so I eventually gave up.

Because she probably turned him down once?

Ugh, putting those of us with actual demonic aspirations to shame...

I was napping on my parents couch one afternoon and apparently I started giggling and saying “Be quiet Rikki”, so my mom asked me who Rikki was and I guess I told her that Rikki is the lady who fills out my crossword puzzles when I’m sleeping.

I didn't realize Varla Jean Merman had finally reproduced. Mazel Tov!

But can I gut it, install an indoor pool, and turn the library into a cat sanctuary?

AAAAAAHHHHHH, MY CHILDHOOD!!! <throws adult man-baby food from high chair>

Jesus, he couldn’t spring for a diamond?

“How stupid would it be for me...with my crazy past and what I’ve been through?”

Why is it that the worse her music gets, the more insufferable the little monsters become? I’m like “okay, we get it. You made fetch happen."

Oh lord I’m a brat. I’m like..."Euw, Evian..."

What was Kirpa for? She was pretty and wore a bandaid but I can’t remember anything about her beyond that...

Putting pinch collars on the teens...(I grew up around dog shows, and those things still bother the shit out of me)