For real. Anyone who presents as that homophobic has dreamed of having a dick in their mouth.

Also- Every Breath You Take.

My eyes just cartoon bugged out of my head reading that. I can’t imagine how hard that must have been for you.

Did you ever fucking consider that because of heteronormative society its just fucking easier to date men? If there isn’t a gay bar that caters to women in your area, and there are like two women on tinder or okcupid, who you might have a beef with or already dated, then men become your only option. Colleges tend to…

Any one of them could act circles around Allen in their sleep. I had the immense privilege of seeing Alan Rickman on stage and he managed to put more meaning and nuance into a word than Tim Allen has ever put into an entire film. It helps to be performing Noel Coward, but still.

EVERY mainstream success of Tim Allen has been in spite of Tim Allen. He’s an enormous, unfunny asshole, and has been for decades.

My heart literally skipped a beat.

Same here. This was almost an amazing start to the weekend :(.

Same, don’t tease us!

This was funny, but when I saw the title on Twitter it really god my hopes up that he had been fired.

I am the world’s biggest Lady Gaga fan and Drag Race has been one of my all time favorite shows for years and honestly I’m not sure if my little gay heart can take having the two of them together.

You basically figured out the secret of a lasting marriage right there.

And into my heart.

Girl Guides/Scouts, always a few steps ahead of the boy equivalency.

You were not kidding.

I haven’t watched the show ever since Nick and Jess split. I mean, why even pull that trigger? Because then you’re stuck with them under the same roof and then what? Oh, well. At least we had a few episodes of Nick and Jess bliss.

When I was a young gothy clubby person I’d buy the cheap crotchless fishnets. Upsidedown and cut off the feet they made a cute shrug over/under a tank top. Usually $2-3 and the stretchy waist was adjustable in a way.

did you see who we made president or

I always just assumed Beyonce’s nipples were diamonds.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.