I am continually sad that Busy Phillips doesn’t get bigger parts. She’s so great. Can’t wait to see her and Casey Williams together. 

She was the best.

This movie looks terrible and is an insult to the 1991 film.

tha fuck?

I take no joy in this. Despise the woman but I do feel for her children who never asked for this.

I never heard of him until this article. I am so out of touch.

This is spot on, however in my head I’m hearing Trixie’s Rupaul impersonation reading it.

Speaking of sleeping with much younger men...

She also isn’t a mediocre singer and doesn’t have a large, shapely booty.

“Cate. You look award-worthy, but your lip sync was mostly Babel...”

Garnering an “Ask Jeeves, Whore” from Woods.

This ought to be his Waterloo.

Also, like, use it with a condom, not in lieu of one. Because there are plenty of other bugs out there besides HIV that you do not want in your hidey hole.

There is no way I’m Googling “fingermouthing” at work.

Cottonmouth was the thing that initially got me hooked on Luke Cage, which was a bit of a heavy slog at the beginning. When your hero is a bit ... boring? ... you need the villain to bring it, and he did.

I’m gonna hijack that Drew Barrymore story to say damn, Timothy Olyphant is so fucking hot in Santa Clarita Diet.

Netflix cheating is only possible if you can actually settle on a damn show to watch. Seriously, the amount of time we spend flipping through Netflix, Hulu, and Amazon Prime is just criminal.

You want him to die? I don’t.

if it weren’t for lower standards, i’d have no standards at all.

All I got from this is the shocking realization about how long it has been since I’ve seen a beautiful penis in person. They have been decidedly underwhelming lately.