Ms. Rivers would have ripped him a new vagina and ask him if he wanted to have that abortion debate NOW?

"Who would ever design a system in which a slipped disc could result in priapism and unending orgasms."

"You're welcome Meghan, and maybe one day, hey, you'll even be thankful."

Caveat: I am not brilliant with the fan art thing!

"Stupid lasagna" is a perfect term.

Rick Perry will never run out stupid or vile. I hate the idiots that voted for him cannot see he is full of shit.

#notallfaces

A recent graduate who attended Hofstra at the same time as Kazantsev told Jezebel that the final two steps of pledging in one (unnamed) sorority involved making all of the pledges remove their underwear and sit on newspapers while the older members forced them to watch lesbian porn. Anyone whose newspaper stuck to…

Nobody puts Baby on the floor.

EXCUSE ME, I AM WEARING DIOR.

Colin Farrell makes me weak in the knees. I will be tuning in for sure.

So by his standards. Any pictures he took with a boyfriend while in the closet should have been hacked and distributed.

I want this!

The day I see a mainstream news article writing about the natural hair movement and focusing on a white woman with naturally curly hair and how she made it acceptable for women to embrace their hair even though it's not straight, silky, and smooth, I am creating a rocket ship and getting the fuck out of here.

That's how dire things are. I literally will be like, "Well . . . he used the proper your. . . it could be wors—- NO, DIOSA, STOP IT. STOP."

So Crossroads with more dongs, basically? Count me in!

Seriously, are we still worried Gayness is a thing that spreads?

...I want this to be a poster on my wall in the year 2014.

I don't get why John Cusack did a movie like this. Am I the only one who considers Grosse Pointe Blank to be a romcom? Like the best romcom ever? Total love triangle between Minnie Driver, John Cusack, and Dan Aykroyd. Plus Joan's in it, being all craypants and stealing my heart. Shit gets blown up, people shoot guns,…

Yes.