I beg to differ in this particular instance, I think 15 is old enough to hear the truth about some things. That car is fug. 

It’s hard to tell where his tattoos end and the puppy begins...

Seriously, there’s a bottle of Pennsylvania Dutch in my fridge I just had to cover with a paper bag...

Am I high or is jasmine corseted?

Remember that time in Deep Blue Sea he got bitten in half? Good times...

I read it as “I suck the dick so good, look what you’re missing” Either way...euw.

Doesn’t 9 million dollars kinda speak for itself?

People are still paying money to see Kelsos coinpurse? K.

I watch too many cooking shows to think that wedding cake is anything less than a logistical nightmare from hell.

Pretty Hole, Mystic Hole, Runaway Hole, it might be exhaustion but I’m having a lot of fun with this...

And here I thought it was only KFC that drugged their food... (seriously, there’s no reason their gravy should be that good)

All the news I’ve read lately, combined with working retail, has just reinforced my decision to only watch horror movies, or Great British Bakeoff until January.

This is the only awards show that’s still kinda fun...I’ll have to watch catfight again.

What an awesome idea! I can barely wait for it to be on Netflix. 

I think Madge considers herself to be the Highlander of Pop Divas.

Can a train wreck in mykonos?

Yay! I’ll make sure to tell my vegetarian  sister to just start wearing Chanel, instead of paying off Grad school!

Just wait for the honeymoon. This circus paid for itself in photo-ops.

I don’t usually post on SNS but I’m kind of at a loss. I think my eating disorder is rearing it’s ugly head again. I’m not even at a bad weight, but since Fatsgiving I’ve been unconsciously critical of everything I eat. This is a shit time of year for me anyway bc I’ve had to hospitalize my mom consecutively for the…