I initially read that too fast and I was like...why does she have a 12 year old boyfriend? 😂😂😂

I initially read that too fast and I was like...why does she have a 12 year old boyfriend? 😂😂😂

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I guess I just don’t need to be married enough for that kind of a circus...I also have to talk myself out of buying a thrift store wedding dress every Halloween and Havishaming it up...

On a pseudo related note, has anyone actually watched “Outlaw King?” After whole famous wang whirlwind got so over the top, I had to “thank u, next” it. ;-)

That hair though...that’s a choice...

My former best-friend and his partner used to punch, shove, scratch, kick, and hurl objects at each other. My friend even showed up at my house in the middle of the night once because his partner cut his face with a knife because he thought he was flirting with another man. I asked him why he stayed and he said, “Oh,…

My father loves turkey. Like, LOVES. One year he got two 20 pounders, to feed 3 people. Oh the things I tried making so it wouldn’t all spoil.

Is this a family site? Cuz Mark Shraybers article about rosebudding still haunts...

Apart from Arlene and the skarsgard that whole show was horribly miscast...<goes back to snarling about Midnight, Texas>

Breaking: Ivanka Trump is a shady cunt. Film at 11.

Yeah, she’s like perpetually engaged. Obviously, she doesn’t need to marry, it just seems like she wants to. However, the evidence points to her only wanting to do it once. The fact that she hasn’t yet just reinforces my belief that she is so much smarter than people would like to give her credit for.

I don’t know why I still care, but I think it’s really interesting that Paris Hilton hasn’t ever gotten married. Like not even an “oopsie" 

I’m still kind of surprised they didn’t just make Samantha’s cancer come back, kill her offscreen, and proceed with this shitshow.

But please! Won’t somebody think of all the big dicks?!?!?

and i’m just gonna be that person who is utterly indifferent to a flaccid cold unit. Give me a famous erection or go away, and let me enjoy porn.

23 year old me was the thirstiest bitch ever and would slap me for saying this, but like...is anyone else tired of hearing about the Pine Peen?

Thank you for posting that! like 14 years ago when my friend Chris was transitioning into Ashley, she was so excited to fill out a VS bra and once she finally could it was super uncomfortable and hurt her ribs. She took it really hard...I never knew the right thing to say

Agreed. I still think Alfie got off too light though.

Aaaaand Witchcraft it is!