Aren’t we all a little gay and also puppets?

There’s no point in replying. You win, hands DOWN. 

Sippy cup + crazy straw? 

I only eat 4 days a week. It’s fucked, and I know it’s fucked. I work in a low income area and this guy came in the other day talking about how his lung cancer caused him to lose 2 inches on his waist, and how he was upset about it. my first thought was “only 2 inches?!?!” i’m sick in the head man.

I’m quite certain swamp gators have access to far superior genitals on the reg.

This makes me happy.

Remember that time in Pirahna, Jerry O’Connell got his dick bitten off?

Is it bad that my first thought re: the Charlie Puth meme was, “Huh, decent fake."

Word.

Just super Italian! (Thanks SNL tidal skit...)

I liked him more when I heard less about him...

This is one of my favorite “screw with my head” movies. I’m a mite concerned, but I’ll see it and most likely buy it later bc drunk me loves the buy now button on Amazon. 

Yay! This is seriously a balm. Ive been taking care of a disabled alcoholic parent for years

Too bad for Torics? Damn...

They aren’t even an original design...I saw this shoe years ago at a store in town where all the drag queens and exotic dancers got their “performance” footwear...

I’m so down, shall I bring snacks or prosecco?

...I’m not hating it...It is kind of reminding me of Jawbreaker, or Drop Dead Gorgeous. Only 3 episodes in though... <hides>

Sweet christmas...

Wow. Maybe I’ll go see “Meg” after all. I have a pathological fear of sharks, but they always seem to know what idiots need to be eaten first...

Instead of saying “anti-trump” can we just say “pro-sanity"?