My perfect summer body is Potato. My perfect winter body is also Potato. Cuz potatoes are the shit.

Worked in that Merlin movie...not that the Kardashians will ever be as cool as Mab...

There’s only room for one severed penis movie in my heart, and that’s definitely “Teeth”

The first iteration of this article I came across was on Buzz Feed this morning, while I was scrounging for quarters so I could go to the laundromat.

In. It. For. The. Long. Haul.

After the dumpster fire that was “seed of chucky” the last 2 sequels have been moving in a strong direction. I reject this news!

I think I need to get my dosage checked, bc I’m weirdly turned on right now...

I feel like, “gimme gimme gimme” deserves an honorable mention. But I am a lustful creature. 

Am I the only one he gives an antichrist vibe to?

Hmm...I think I’ll watch the end of Stranger Things 2 again and try to pretend everyone isn’t so toxically bored and awful.

That was really powerful, thank you for sharing the link.

I want all the fresh octopus to eat them both, and then call pappy Cthulhu to be like, “guess what dad?!?!”

I had a Sims house well into my 20's, all my ex boyfriends lived and died in...

Who Narcissus?

I’m in as long as the heart in question wasn’t Hannah Bakers...

I’m actually more likely to watch this now, bc it’s something she wanted to put out there and even if it doesn’t do a damn thing for me...(I’m a gay) I was raised to never ignore anyone making a point

Seriously, trap him in a closet. I have nails, a staple gun...all the tools

Basically. Just one more issue I had with that movie.

Well...Chad always said he wanted to travel. I guess Pittsburgh is...a start.

I read somewhere that she managed to avoid having spousal support payments of like 25 grand. I wonder if that was the trade-off. It’s still fucked, but was probably the smartest choice