Surely it had nothing to do with the fact that “last man standing” was rarely funny, or super out of touch

I always like hearing about good news for Adele Dhazeem.

Well...I wanna bang Somerhalder much less now...

Ha! I totally work with this girl. Love her to bits, I just find myself steering her away from topics that might diminish that affection.

I invite everyone to read “The Swarm” by Frank Schatzing.

I could go either way honestly.

I can get us a sweet deal on a cave in siberia if you don’t mind a roommate.

My inner goth is hoping I get to vote for Nyx soon.

Because they’re part of my work uniform, I don’t trust anyone who actually chooses to wear khaki.

You just blew my fucking mind. I’d never really looked into the “legend” of Freddie Mercury bc he was just that. Thank you so much for giving me something to learn about.

So Nightmare Fuel is the newest renewable resource?

I was thinking it sounded like a highly curated artisanal cheese?

Wait...this isn’t gay porn?

Im always confused when the Spencer Pratt headline doesn’t read, “Spencer Pratt is a dumb tool”

Get out of my head.

Shock. Awe...why do all my posts sta5rtwith “no?’ Have I been permanently greyed?

Hear hear!

For the longest time, I genuinely believed Elan Musk to be a brand of perfume.

Yay! I’ll always show up for Alison Brie!

So you need to harass a child in order to be unable to purchase a firearm?