I want to know why Alexis hasn’t been cast yet. In the original I’m pretty sure she didn’t show up until season 2, but I mean come on people!!!

Nailed it!

My sister and I had a brief discussion about this today and came to the conclusion that we’re more likely to eat there if they’re secretly evil in an occulty way. #Cthulhuwantsabloominonion

Bourbon and a dry Champagne. That’s my go to, “You really think you can hang?” cocktail.

You’re a freaking poet. Also, same.

Kathy Bates is one of those actors that I just feel likes makes every project they’re in better. I’m so glad she’s still around.

Vicious lies. No one liked Smash Mouth.

I guess I don’t need to rewatch that Omen flick with Sam Neill...

I’d go with the cheesiest icebreaker possible and then be like, sorry I’ve always wanted to say that

Aw fuck I’m old. Lol

Whatever it’s hard for rich white people to get is my guess.

I’m filled with self-loathing, but you aren’t alone.

♡

You’re right.

I can take it! But a child is dead, I can’t with that.

I live for a mid 90s reference, it can’t be helped ;-) xoxo

Nah, his sad little attempt to belittle me can stay. This weekend I’m dying my hair purple and going to my Pride picnic in a mesh hoodie. I remain unbothered.

I am a fucking faggot, and you’re deeply uninteresting. Have a Romy and Michelle day!!!

Right? I was like great...irony.