I don’t even have words that I could pretend are adequate. Why is senseless tragedy becoming a freaking trend?

Fuuuuuuuuck...

But where are you getting your evidence?

Well, hell! I had a bunch of money I was just bound and determined to piss away. Guess I’ll get more fidget spinners

I haven’t ever even with breitbart.

And it never should!

This is the same fucking dress code we had in the bible belt of Texas 16 years ago. Stupid then, stupid now. Kids in their formative years will always find a way to get around it.

I was not gonna lie, I was totally hoping Pratt had been attacked by a roving band of malicious blood sucking hummingbirds.

Is it like a forever marriage or can I trade the trainer in for a newer/different model later?

On the plus side, I’ve had a lot of opportunities to practice my “world weary and disgusted” face

It’s still one of my defacto “feel sexy” songs

Sigh...I could’ve stared into Tamals eyes forever...

Huh...I’ve never had an “awww” moment that included Vultures...

This is actually the first time I noticed she said something. All my experience with her comprises of those weird junk websites touting “16 things you didn’t know about 45s other daughter” or whatever. NEXT!

I want to make it very clear that I’m not making fun of you.

I’d read the shit out of that.

Dammit! I deleted that .gif last week to make space on my phone, mad respect!

We are sooooo on the same page. Like when Anne Hathaway got all that shit for not being Michelle Pfeiffers catwoman. Utterly ridiculous

I’m gonna love it no matter what bc it’s freaking WONDER WOMAN. I also quote Tank Girl on a regular basis, so I’m sorta awful.