I can make a naturally-aspirated raw fart anytime I want to 

How much you wanna bet that if a black driver unintentionally hurt someone while being forced to flee a group of Trump-supporting white supremacists during a “stop the steal” rally that these new laws suddenly wouldn’t apply

Airbags, ABS, and Bluetooth audio. My car doesn’t have much, but it has all that (although I had to add the Bluetooth myself).

Of course he was reading that garbage while driving. I’m surprised his defense isn’t that the deer must have shape-shifted into a man after he hit it, clearly a result of microchipped bioengineering by Bill Gates that Bill sent to run out in front of the car to paint him as a murderer. Hillary and Obama are behind…

So...Tesla Autopilot drives like a distracted person. Sure, the BMW driver was driving like a dick (as BMW drivers are wont to do), but Autopilot only “saved lives” if the driver of the Tesla was paying zero attention. Any normal, attentive driver should have seen this coming and handled it better than Autopilot did.…

Whenever I want an in-car foot massage, I just slam on the brakes really hard, so the ABS kicks in and vibrates the pedals. Very refreshing 

It’s Black History Month, you simpering fool 

Right you are. There were also no “pointless bloody wars” started under Clinton or Obama, a fact you Trump worshippers conveniently ignore. There were however, “pointless bloody wars” started under H.W. Bush (Gulf War), and his son Dubya (the infinitely ongoing Iraq War), both Republicans. “Not starting a war” is a…

I really hope that there will be a much-expanded Hot Wheels, uh...expansion for Forza Horizon 5. Horizon 4 had the Lego expansion, but it wasn’t as good as the Hot Wheels one. The new one should let you create your own tracks and stunt sections, like Horizon 4's “Super 7" mode does, although with more options and more…

Geez dude, then like...don’t read his articles. No one’s forcing you to be here. I’m not even a Jeep fan, and I love reading David’s articles because of the way he writes them and the things he does. I really like the underdog story of a guy who buys a clapped-out piece of shit and against all odds manages to bring it…

How would the sliding doors clear the rear fender flares?

I made this poster on the history of car keys back in college as part of a series on the fascinating and unknown history of everyday objects. And that’s when I too found out the Renault Fuego was the first car with remote keyless entry!

We white people are exceptionally good at that.

And for my daily driver:

So that’s how my mom got such a fantastic deal on her (at the time) one year old, 7,000-mile Subaru Outback. She bought it at a Ford dealer.

Would 300 hp be able to move 2800 lbs to 200 mph? Something tells me it isn’t enough. Depending on the gearing from that new 6-speed, you might hit 175 if you’re lucky. Can anyone who knows more about aerodynamics and hp/weight ratio tell me if it could hit 200? The Ferrari F40 weighed about as much and needed 471 hp…

I once dated a girl who admitted that part of the reason she decided to go out with me was because I had a car. She didn’t care what kind of car, just that I had one, because she didn’t and that meant I could drive her places she otherwise couldn’t get to. So, uh...does that count?

And Pam Grier and Cleavon Little were in it too?? This is an impressive roster of actors for a movie I’ve heard very little about

Look, all I want to know is if I can still get whale penis leather seats 

Bring back DeSoto