In 2-4 weeks:

If it’s still built on the old Frontier’s frame, does that compromise safety? The old Frontier didn’t do too well in the small overlap crash test, so would this new one do any better?

Physical knobs/buttons for things like HVAC controls and music volume. Not everything needs to be on a touchscreen. I do not want a car where I have to look at a screen to see what I have to press just to do something simple like change the temperature.

Hold up, I’ve been on Beck’s website (a replica of a 356 Speedster or a 550 Spyder is one of my dream cars) and I thought they were already able to sell turn-key examples of those cars? That’s what I thought the website said they could do. Are you saying they really couldn’t until now?

Man, this will be a great story to tell at the bar when it’s safe to go back in.

They need to make more of these. 16 were built originally, and 9 more in 2016, but there can never be enough XKSSes

They’re going to turn this into a “nutty torque monster” with its rotary engines?? Rotaries are not known for torque. Also, I’m pretty sure I designed this car when I was 8. Who do I sue?

Plus, the first car with pop-up headlights! And you had to turn a little crank on the dash to pop them up 

This is cool as hell

The “RR” stands for “Reform and Redistribution” 

When exactly did the Thunderbird stop being a rival to the Corvette? Being a child of the 90s, I mostly remember the Thunderbird as a bland, uninspiring, Taurus-looking “personal luxury coupe” that couldn’t hold a candle to the Corvette, which was a legit sports car. Looking back, it appears that it was around the…

Look, you said you and your high school girlfriend broke up soon after you started college. Pretty much the same thing happened to me. You know what I wrote, lol 

I always thought David was close to my age, but now I know that we’re pretty much the same age! I’m also 29 (30 in two weeks) and my hairline is starting to recede. Please don’t look at the Facebook “notes” I wrote 12 years ago. It’s poetry, and it’s...bad.

Nobody says Tin Lizzie anymore, but they haven’t said that in 90 years probably 

This ad reads more like old people thinking this is what millennials think about old people. Also, “whippersnapper”? Has anyone in the history of ever actually used that term? Even boomers don’t say that, that seems like a term that people older than boomers used.

There’s a chip shortage because clearly Bill Gates is putting all the chips in the coronavirus vaccine to track us!!!!!1!!

David Tracy can now get a brand-new Jeep for the same cost as his normal rusty shitboxes!

Reading this awful pun-filled comment gave me an STi.

This car voted “remain”

Uhhhhh I’m pretty sure a group of armed domestic terrorists attempting to stage a coup by storming the Capitol is not “normal DC activity”. This wasn’t your everyday protest, or even one of your serious, large protests. This was an insurrection.