I guess you could say...

They were. I have an old Macintosh that only accepts 800KB floppies.

This is the exact car my parents had when I was born, even down to the color and those wheel covers. And yes, theirs was the manual too. They finally got rid of it in 2000 after 10 years to get a minivan.

This is the shittiest, power-trippiest thing I’ve seen. Just show her how to use a can opener. I understand that people should learn how to do things themselves, but she’s only 9 goddamn years old. Just teach her. Fuck.

I used Photoshop version 1.0 on my grandpa’s old Macintosh SE

“It’s not illegal when I do it”

So this film supposes that common courtesy is a...finite resource? That you can use it either in society or on the road, but not both? Uh, okay...

I can’t find that exact video either, but I know the one. This one is pretty similar.

Jason literally mentions this meme in his article, and it is especially applicable here

Except...there is a way around it. Make it so that the hood ornament retracts into the radiator shell when it detects an impact. Rolls-Royces already do this. Any other car could too. Sure, it would make it more expensive, but this is a Mercedes we’re talking about. It’s already expensive.

It’s like someone took a Scion xB and chopped the top like hotrodders would do to 32 Fords

This looks to be the exact same one Doug DeMuro reviewed, with the replacement 18" wheels:

This is what I do. My headlights are always switched on, no matter what. When I turn the car off, the lights go off no matter what position the switch is in. I don’t know why more cars don’t do this. In many cars, if you turn off the engine and leave the lights on, you get an annoying buzz or beep to tell you to turn…

Stop Mach-ing him

I call horses “motorless cycles”

Older wipers used to be made out of shiny chrome metal. Now they’re all flat black for a reason. I’m guessing this AMC was built when the black wipers were still a pretty new thing.

Subaru. My dad has owned Subarus for nearly 40 years now, and they’ve all been very reliable for him. So when I got my first car, I got a used Impreza. It lasted 235k miles without any major problems until the last 20k miles or so, and I donated it when the costs of repair exceeded the car’s value. I promptly replaced…

If that Vibe ever hits 300k miles, you won’t know it because their odometers all stop at 299,999. Seriously, it’s a designed-in fluke with every Vibe.

The closest thing I’ve seen to this in the US was a yellow sewage tanker truck with the words “STOOL BUS” painted on the side and poop emojis sprinkled on it

I don’t really care much for video games other than racing games (like Forza), so this is perfect for me! I do remember seeing the teaser trailer for Cyberpunk 2077 over two years ago and seeing this car and thinking it looked cool, and now I don’t even need the game to drive it!