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Jan 26
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They’re going to turn this into a “nutty torque monster” with its rotary engines?? Rotaries are not known for torque. Also, I’m pretty sure I designed this car when I was 8. Who do I sue?

Jan 23
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Plus, the first car with pop-up headlights! And you had to turn a little crank on the dash to pop them up 

Jan 21
18

The “RR” stands for “Reform and Redistribution” 

Jan 17
4

When exactly did the Thunderbird stop being a rival to the Corvette? Being a child of the 90s, I mostly remember the Thunderbird as a bland, uninspiring, Taurus-looking “personal luxury coupe” that couldn’t hold a candle to the Corvette, which was a legit sports car. Looking back, it appears that it was around the Read more

Jan 15
4

Look, you said you and your high school girlfriend broke up soon after you started college. Pretty much the same thing happened to me. You know what I wrote, lol 

Jan 15
9

I always thought David was close to my age, but now I know that we’re pretty much the same age! I’m also 29 (30 in two weeks) and my hairline is starting to recede. Please don’t look at the Facebook “notes” I wrote 12 years ago. It’s poetry, and it’s...bad.

Jan 12
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Nobody says Tin Lizzie anymore, but they haven’t said that in 90 years probably 

Jan 12
9

This ad reads more like old people thinking this is what millennials think about old people. Also, “whippersnapper”? Has anyone in the history of ever actually used that term? Even boomers don’t say that, that seems like a term that people older than boomers used.

Jan 11
3

There’s a chip shortage because clearly Bill Gates is putting all the chips in the coronavirus vaccine to track us!!!!!1!!

Jan 11
13

David Tracy can now get a brand-new Jeep for the same cost as his normal rusty shitboxes!

Jan 10
3

Reading this awful pun-filled comment gave me an STi.

Jan 7
4

Uhhhhh I’m pretty sure a group of armed domestic terrorists attempting to stage a coup by storming the Capitol is not “normal DC activity”. This wasn’t your everyday protest, or even one of your serious, large protests. This was an insurrection.

Jan 6
1

They were. I have an old Macintosh that only accepts 800KB floppies.

Jan 5
2

This is the exact car my parents had when I was born, even down to the color and those wheel covers. And yes, theirs was the manual too. They finally got rid of it in 2000 after 10 years to get a minivan.

Jan 5
1

This is the shittiest, power-trippiest thing I’ve seen. Just show her how to use a can opener. I understand that people should learn how to do things themselves, but she’s only 9 goddamn years old. Just teach her. Fuck.

Jan 5
4

I used Photoshop version 1.0 on my grandpa’s old Macintosh SE