Easy.

This hurts my brain 

I can’t believe it still looked like this in 1994. If you had told me it was a 1984, I would have believed that. The only parts that look newer than the 80s are the composite headlights and the very 90s airbag steering wheel.

Here it is after it got stung by a bee and had an allergic reaction.

It was literally only yesterday that I noticed mail trucks have no license plates. And it was because I saw a USPS-branded Ram Promaster and I noticed it didn’t have a plate in the space where a plate was obviously meant to go, so it was hard to miss. I thought that was weird, but then I saw a Grumman and it didn’t…

Damn, how much hearsepower does that thing make 

I know, right? Anti-fascists suck. It’s good that they’re definitely a real group of people and not just an abstract idea. Fascism forever!

None of these cars have turn signals as we understand them today. The first electric blinking turn signals debuted in the 40s, and they were white until the 60s. The amber lights on these 30s cars are either retrofitted turn signals that the cars did not have from the factory, or they’re not turn signals at all. In…

Wearing a mask is a lack of personal freedom in the same way wearing a shirt is a lack of personal freedom. Wearing a mask is literally no more difficult than wearing a shirt and only marginally more uncomfortable (if it’s more than marginally uncomfortable, you’re either wearing it wrong or it’s too big or small for…

I’ve inherited from my grandfather a Rolls-Royce Spirit of Ecstasy that I’m told is from the 1920s or 30s. I wonder how much it’s worth...

Why is the left side mirror lopsided? Should I really even be asking this?

How does Frederick feel about this superhero movie?

So what I’m seeing here is that a Skoda costs...

“You are telling me zat in Mee-chigahn, zere are no auto safety inspections? None at all?? Mein Gött!”

I like how in the commercials, the only thing they could say about it was “wow”.

Has someone invented Polo polo, where you play polo, but instead of riding horses, you drive around in VW Polos? I’d watch that

(Sam) Neill before me and my mighty truck 

British Colombia? Do they grow maple-flavo(u)red coffee up there?

That’sh absholutely right.

Chrysler TC by Bugatti