Typical...blaming Antifa for a problem you caused yourself. A conservative hallmark.

I’m bringing my girlfriend so this bloke can have a poke after we toke with a jamoke in the token bespoke woke Moke

Well as we all know, suburbs were founded on white supremacy, so this really isn’t surprising 

Everything about the Chevy Uplander is insulting.

Yeah, it’s gotta be this. The original turn signals were probably too small for US regulations, so rather than redesign the front valance to accommodate them, it was probably cheaper to just slap them on top of the bumper and call it a day. I don’t think it was a stylistic choice as much as it was a regulatory one. The…

That sounds like the title of Ralph Nader’s new erotic automobile safety novel: Naked at Any Speed

From the photos, it doesn’t even look like this restomod has seatbelts. That’s what I’d be worried about. In 1973, wouldn’t this thing have at least come with lap belts? Even those don’t look to be present here.

“A platform that’s been under Nissans and Infinitis for over 12 years.”

It looks like a Tahoe with a Jeep face on it. Meh.

I go to drive-ins more for the novelty than to actually seriously watch a movie. It’s a fantastic date night. The closest drive-in to me charges only $10 per person, which gets you two or three movies. And the food is nowhere near as expensive as a theater, and there’s a lot more variety too. For me, it’s not what’s…

If I hear one more Falken tire pun, I swear...

Camry:

I am mostly on this site to read about David buying some total-loss shitbox and miraculously making it run and drive again. It’s fascinating how he’s always able to get things done in the most arduous of circumstances.

Only 11 years ago I was being driven back from a prom I went to and I was in a Yaris with three other guys who I didn’t know well (it wasn’t the prom at my school). It was past midnight, he music was loud and the driver was speeding, and I was the only one wearing a seat belt. The seatbelt chime was dinging the whole…

I have it on good authority that the German word for “ball joint” is “schëckelldüberjaegerfleiße”. Trust me on this.

Some states have more thorough inspections than others. In Maryland, your car has to be inspected for basic safety (starts, shifts well, brakes work, lights work, seatbelts work, no CEL, no structural rust) when you register it, but that’s it. No annual safety inspections, just bi-annual emissions inspections. In…

When can I expect a video of a drag race between the Changli and a T.50 powered only by the fan? I imagine it will be tense.

I imagine that’s what you looked like at 4:00 am or whatever after having just installed an engine in a Jeep all by yourself.

That was a dream Andy had while sleeping in this bed: